Kids Say The Darndest Things
Written by Amy Kandora May 08, 2020
Kids really do say the funniest things, and no one knows that better than moms! Whether they're asking a question or interacting with their siblings, kids know how to do it with a sense of humor. Especially now that most moms are indoors all day with their children, their kids have been coming up with some pretty crazy quotes. To celebrate Mother’s Day, we had some moms from our community share the funniest things their kids have said and the results are hilarious. Read for a good laugh!
“The other night I was putting my 6-year-old, Timothy, and one of his younger twin brother’s who is only 3, Robert, to bed. I asked Timothy if he missed his friends and he said, “Yes kind of,’ and Robert all of a sudden said, ‘I miss my friends,’. Timothy replied ‘Do you even have friends Robert?’”__________________________________________________________________________
“I was changing out of my pjs and Logan walked in while I was doing so. Logan goes, ‘Mommy what do you have?” Me: ‘What do you mean buddy?’ Logan points to my private area haha. Me: ‘Mommy has a vagina.’ Logan: ‘I have a pee pee. Daddy has a pee pee too, but it’s a BIG pee pee.’ It made my husband’s day.”__________________________________________________________________________
“‘Mommy can you please give me some more yummy ocean' - my 3 year old toddler asking me for some water in his sippy cup. 🤣"
Samantha Steen of Cami NYC